What do you do when...
Your 1/2 way home from driving from you moms house when your son starts screaming for some unknown reason?
What do you do when....
You get home, and this screaming child of yours won't get out of the car because he wants to go for a drive in the front seat?
What do you do when....
You have a 25 lb. baby in your arms and you have to literally peel your son's fingers off of the car door handles?
What do you do when....
Your still carrying the 25 lbs baby, and the 35 lb boy won't walk into the house? He is now dead weight.
What do you do when...
Your trying to change his diaper to get him ready for bed....and he still screaming?
What do you do when....
There is a knock on the door?
What do you do when...
Its the cops?
What do you say when...
They say a person who was walking their dog called the cops on the mom with the screaming son?
What do you say when...
They want to come in to see this child?
I'll tell you what I say!
1) He's 3. THAT should explain everything.
2) Its 10pm.
3) He has had no nap, none.
4) You. Can't. Do. ANYTHING. When he gets that mad. NOTHING. I could offer him a freaking pony and that wouldn't settle him down.
5) Perform a head to toe examination. Please. You won't find a single red mark on him.
6) Did I mention he's 3?
What do you say when....
This screaming son comes down the stairs and stops crying the instant he see's the cops?
Here is what I say (or was at least thinking!!!)....
Can you come back again next time he's screaming??!!!!! And can i start telling my kids that the cops are going to show up every time they act up?
Old lady with the dog, you've never had kids, have you?
Sigh. Laugh about it and blog about it for future generations I guess.
2 comments:
UNbelievable!! If I had neighbors like that they would be calling the cops every 5 minutes! I think I would tell them to take my kids to jail, haha. Or maybe even me if it means I could get away from the screaming, lol.
It's a great story though, "remember the time you screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops?" ;)
oh my goodness! It must have been the same neighbor that came knocking on my door when we had the kids playing in the hose! you are right-sigh and laugh!
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