watch out!
I hate days like today. When i'm a meany butt head of a mom/wife/friend/daughter/person. It was just one of those days. You know the kind! At least, I hope you do! Otherwise...i'm in trouble!Oh the crying. and crying. and more. Of all four. (ain't I good at rhyming?)(well....five if you count me.) I don't know. I'm not sure what to say. PMS? It sure feels like it.chocolate cravings. check.bloating. check. hormonal. oh my gosh check. mean. grumpy. loud. nasty. check. check. check. and check. And it doesn't help when your kids come up to you after the whole house just exploded in a crying war..."mom, please don't be mad at me!"
OK!!
Just rip my heart out of my chest and pounce on it a few times will ya!!Oh, and then a song comes on the radio that gives a few more pounces to that p.m.s.ing heart of mine. (scroll down to the bottom of my 1000 song playlist above, and listen to it. Its called, "It won't be like this for long.")
pounce. PoUnCe. POUNCE!!! Oh, and my lovely neighbors whom I never ever hear them yelling at their kids are probably more than ready to move already because I have yelled at mine today. oh my gosh have I. Plus they have to put up with the noise of us finishing our basement. Bless their hearts! I feel so bad that we are such loud neighbors at times. or. all the time. I just hate days like this. When I lay my head on my pillow. And feel like i'm failing at every.thing. that. I. do. I'm going to go pms some more. have some oreo's because I can never have enough fat stuck to my thighs! And sit on those fat thighs and watch the tube.
(Oh! And do you know what i'm going to start calling a toilet? A crapper. LOL! Now THATS a funny word for a toilet if you ask me.)
(Ok, its kinds gross. I really won't go walking around saying that. Its still funny though.)
1 comment:
Are you kidding! You're definitely not the only one that gets like that! Every month I have at least one of those days! Yelling about everything, realizing that the kids aren't suddenly being different and bad, only that I can't tolerate it that day! My neighbors in the townhouses swear they never heard me and let me tell you some days my throat hurt because I couldn't stop yelling! Then I see my daughter do the same thing and think 'great role model of self control Aimee!' But I know that the next day, usually, I'll be the loving mother that can handle the day better. Eat the oreos! When the hormones calm it'll all be better! On those crabby days I try to either go to a friends house or McDonalds play place to save my kids from me. Or just invite someone over you can talk with while ignoring all other household duties! It really helps!
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